scrambled megs

this blog is a collection of some random stuff i find.

my special talent:

I pay $20 to enter a small-ish local race. Then I win a $20 running-store gift certificate in the race’s raffle.

This is the second time I have accomplished this feat.

Until I get fast enough to place in my age group (which will probably never happen, at least while I’m in my 20s), I will have to get my prizes this way.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

sexmusic:

only in dreams // weezer

I heard “Say It Ain’t So” tonight at Tally Ho, aka the most schizo bar ever. I wish Weezer could come out with another album as good as their first. Alas!

thedailywhat:

Girl Gone Wild of the Day: UNM junior defender Elizabeth Lambert was suspended indefinitely from soccer and civility following the most unsportladylike conduct I have ever seen in my entire life.

Also: Me-ow!

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WHOA yikes!

I wish I could do The Worm.

(via talentagent123)

I need to see this episode again.

“Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks, BOOM ROASTED.”

Gatorade is for girls. I rehydrate with Miller Lite.

Kuklis

highlights of 90s on 9:

“Santeria” - Sublime

“Summer Girls” - LFO

“Men in Black” - Will Smith

“Jumper” - Third Eye Blind

“My Own Worst Enemy” - Lit?

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk? I didn’t mean to call you that.

I am hoping they will play “Motownphilly.” That would make my day. If they don’t, I’m gonna have to Blip it.