February 2010
Who is blasting Elvis’s “Can’t Help Falling in Love”?
That is not really a blast-worthy song, in my book.
January 2010
Ernie Anastos of Fox 5 New York Still Says He Said... →
HAHA. This clip will never get old. I love the shocked expression on the other newscaster’s face.
I wish I had an electric blanket.
Pitchfork: Frightened Rabbit Announce Tour Dates,... →
Philly on 4/30. Very much want to go. Very, very much.
Dear Syracuse Basketball,
Please do not lose to DePaul. That would be super embarrassing.
Love,
Me
Update: Um thank God. It should not have been so close.
WIRED
I am full of energy and I have no idea why.
I wish I had planned on working out at lunch today because then I would probably not feel so crazy.
I wish I had an office with a door I could close so I could just do jumping jacks until my energy levels were back to normal.
I do not want to be here for another hour and a half. I cannot focus on anything. AHH NEED TO GET OUTSIDE AND RUN AROUND OR...
“I seem to hate everyone and everything I see these days. Is this normal? - C.M.,...”
– A legit “ask the experts” question from 2005 that I found in my research today
Biggest and Brightest Full Moon of 2010 Tonight -... →
My mom always says that people/animals start acting weird around the full moon. Nermal WAS being extra obnoxious last night (nonstop meowing!) so perhaps there is some truth to this.
Will Targeted Facebook Ads Land You a Job or Creep... →
This is…different.
faux research request
I was complaining about how everyone and their mom seems to need a billion things researched within the next few days, so Rebecca sent me this email.
Hi Wayne! I just have a few things I need by early next week, if you can send these back in a few days that would be great. I need to know: —A step-by-step tutorial on how to create a hairbow made entirely out of your own hair —How to...
The Fresh Prince vs. God - Gawker →
“Someone, who we would venture to suggest is a genius, has been calling in to Christian TV stations to tell them about a spiritual journey from West Philadelphia, where he was born and raised, via Bel Air, to God.”
Justice (feat. Uffie) - “Tthhee...
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“It smells like a homeless person is living in our hallway.”
– Cube neighbor, on the phone with his roommate (?)
Led Zeppelin - “D’yer...
I hate filling out these annual self-assessments.
I am a kickass worker, but I can’t word it quite that way…
sexmusic:
boogie down // mgmt
download:amazon |...
a phone conversation
Me: Hello?
Carly: Hi, are you home?
Me: Yes.
Carly: Okay, can I come use your bathroom?
She & Him - “Why Do You Let Me Stay...
Accused Serial Flasher Arrested in Bethlehem -... →
This is disgusting. I’ve run on some of the streets where he’s been spotted.
The Jersey Shore Cast: Who Should Stay, Who Should... →
YES! Bring in The Grenade for Season 2. I think that is the best idea ever. She “doesn’t even look Italian!” And, she seems super obnoxious and would not fit in at all. Perfect!
High Tide Fresh Hop IPA - Port Brewing Company /... →
Trying this tonight. I’m glad I learned it’s a good idea to research the bar’s beer list before you go out so you have some idea of what you want/what is good.
copycats:
I Can’t Make You Love Me by Prince...
I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and I distinctly remember thinking, “There should be a version of Purple Rain on Ice. Like Disney on Ice. But with Prince.”
I thought this was the best idea. I considered getting up to write it down, but I figured, “This is the best idea ever. There’s no way I will forget it.” And look, I didn’t.
Transfer Wes Johnson Finds Paradise at Syracuse -... →
I missed this yesterday. Good story.
nathanieljames:
Here’s What’s Left | Rjd2
I...
The Rules for Calling In Sick - Gawker →
I broke three of these last Friday. (It was a Friday, I said I might have food poisoning, and I was actually sick.)
First Rate People - “Girls’...
NCAA College Basketball Polls, College Basketball... →
‘Cuse #4! Vs. #7/#11 Georgetown tonight. Also, check out how there are six Big East teams in the top 25. Deammm.
best pun of all time
I had a discussion this morning about puns and how awesome they are, which reminded me of the best pun I ever made. I will now immortalize it on my blog:
It was the spring semester of 2008, and my friends and I were walking down to M-Street to go to the bars. There was a lunar eclipse that night, and everyone and their mom was staring out the windows of the buildings we passed, looking up at the...
Pitchfork: Album Reviews: Four Tet: There Is Love... →
Good instrumental music for work-listening. I also like that there is a track called “Spirit Fingers.”
30 years of hate: With tonight's game, fierce... →
marcohen:
sinktoswim:
Meee toooo
lrusso:
Syracuse vs Georgetown tonight at 7pm. I’m like a kid on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa to deliver mea big old crushing win against the Hoyas. Go Orange!
YES. YES. YES. CANNOT WAIT.
Alanis Morissette - “Hand in My...
“Snooki said she was hiring a bodyguard to keep fans at bay. The 22-year-old...”
– ‘Jersey Shore’ cast wants big raise for season 2 - NYPOST.com (via rickyv)